Breathes there the man with soul so dead...

...who never to himself hath said 'This is my own, my native land'...?

Well, those of you coming to the Ffiesta this year will be citizens of the Ununited Kingdoms for the weekend. Most of the Fforganisers will be taking charge of a country for the duration and you'll all be randomly assigned to one or the other. 

Did I say randomly?  I meant of course that we have a complicated algorithm which combines psychological profiling, data on income and information on physical characteristics to allocate you to the Kingdom which best suits your personality. 

Except that that might mean that there would be an awful lot of you who found yourselves subjects of Kent, beer capital of the UUK, so you might not all get the perfect match.

Anyway the Kingdoms will be competing against each other in certain events where teams are required, such as Lobster Space Invaders. We'll be keeping score and there will be a prize for the winning team.  I think, if we get round to organising it.  Although it may just be something like the marshmallows rescued from 'Feed the Dodo' or left over battenburg.  That'll encourage a bit of healthy competition won't it?